Cross-eyes Rotweiler
A
man takes his Rottweiler to the vet. "My dog's cross eyed. Is there anything you
can do for him?"
"Well," says the vet, "let's
have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks
his teeth.
Finally, he says "I'm going to have
to put him down."
"What? Because he's cross-eyed?"
"No,
because he's really heavy"
