How much for the
cow?
Once there was a man who was in love with
a beautiful woman and he wanted to marry her. The woman told him that before they
could get married he would have to ask her father, who was a farmer. So the next
day the man went to the farmer and said, "Sir I love your daughter very much and
I would like to ask for her hand in marriage." The farmer sat there and looked
at him for a moment and said, "I will let you marry her, but first you must complete
a test." Willing to do anything to be able to marry the girl the man aggred. The
farmer said, "first you must jump the fence, swim the river and screw the cow
in the barn." The man thought that it sounded easy enough so he did it. When he
got finished he asked the farmer, "Ok now can I marry your daughter?" The farmer
couldn't belive that the man had acutally done those things and thinking it was
funny he told the man to do it again! So the man jumped the fence, swam the river,
and screwed the cow, again! When he was finished the man went back to the farmer
and asked "Now may I marry your daughter?" By this time the farmer was amazed
that the man did all that a second time, and wondered if he would do it a third,
so the farmer said, "Ok if you do all that one more time I will let you marry
my daughter." So the man did it again. He jumped the fence, swam, the river, and
scrwed the cow. When he came back to the farmer this time, the farmer said, "Ok
now you can marry my daughter." The man said, "To hell with you daughter how much
do you want for the cow?"