The Irish Love Their
Beer
A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman
walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were
about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints,and
were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman
pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly
out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman
too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started
yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU BASTARD!!!"