Moth
Exterminator
A woman was having a passionate
affair with an inspector from a pest-control company. One afternoon they were
carrying on in the bedroom together when her husband arrived home unexpectedly.
"Quick,"
said the woman to her lover, "into the closet!" She bundled him in the closet
stark naked. The husband, however, became suspicious and after a search of the
bedroom discovered the man in the closet.
"Who
are you?" he asked him.
"I'm an inspector from
Bugs-B-Gone," said the exterminator.
"What are
you doing in there?" the husband asked.
"I'm
investigating a complaint about an infestation of moths," the man replied.
"And
where are your clothes?" asked the husband.
The
man looked down at himself and said, "Those little bastards."
